I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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