I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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