doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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