hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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