I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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