at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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