Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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