Her vagina should come with caution tape.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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