Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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