Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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