ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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