I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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