that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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