Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I think people are normalizing furries
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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