So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
