yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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