Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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