why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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