they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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