But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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