sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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