Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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