don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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