I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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