Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
someone owes me an orgasm
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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