Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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