Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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