Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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