Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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