i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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