im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
not ubering you a puppy
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