you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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