What did we do last night that was yellow?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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