lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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