I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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