Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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