Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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