hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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