does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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