he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
NoShamevember. You game?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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