how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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