the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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