i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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