Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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