Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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