Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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