maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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