1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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