***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Farmville is her only friend.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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