just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
