Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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