I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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